{"id":357,"date":"2006-07-18T15:41:33","date_gmt":"2006-07-18T21:41:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.burningoak.com\/2006\/07\/18\/bassistwanted\/"},"modified":"2015-08-20T22:37:07","modified_gmt":"2015-08-21T05:37:07","slug":"bassistwanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/bassistwanted\/","title":{"rendered":"Comic Strip: Bassist Wanted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Bassist Wanted\" class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/www.burningoak.com\/wp-content\/files\/2006\/07\/AmbMen_SlantRhymes.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"399\" height=\"129\" alt=\"Bassist Wanted\" id=\"image356\" src=\"http:\/\/www.burningoak.com\/wp-content\/files\/2006\/07\/AmbMen_SlantRhymes.gif\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just discovered this offhand from a link by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.another-record.com\/squashed\/\">Squashed<\/a> on a music blogger&#8217;s forum.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s titled <a href=\"http:\/\/bassistwanted.com\">Bassist Wanted<\/a>, here&#8217;s some clips to my favorite entries below:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bassistwanted.com\/strips\/ambulancemen\/2005\/10\/19\/\">Office Guy Was In A Band<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Once, on this wicked meth trip, I thought these two chicks <strong>were<\/strong> cymbals.\u00c2\u00a0 I pulled a gun on our manager, made him beat them, with drumsticks for hours while we mainlined paprika and cried.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Needing A Video iPod:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Apple&#8230; Apple loves its customers <strong>so much<\/strong>&#8230; and sometimes&#8230; <strong>love hurts<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Needing An iPod Nano:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I need an iPod nano, Brett.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s impossibly small.\u00c2\u00a0 I <strong>need<\/strong> it.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>New My Morning Jacket CD:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Jerry, be cool, man.&#8221; &#8220;He&#8217;s a <strong>Pirate<\/strong>, Curtis!\u00c2\u00a0 I see it in his <strong>eyes<\/strong>! He&#8217;s got that lean, hungry, <strong>Bit Torrent-y<\/strong> look about him!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just discovered this offhand from a link by Squashed on a music blogger&#8217;s forum.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s titled Bassist Wanted, here&#8217;s some clips to my favorite entries below: Office Guy Was In A Band: &#8220;Once, on this wicked meth trip, I thought these two chicks were cymbals.\u00c2\u00a0 I pulled a gun on our manager, made him beat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,36],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}