{"id":201,"date":"2006-03-15T16:03:43","date_gmt":"2006-03-15T22:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.burningoak.com\/2006\/03\/15\/jesus-writes\/"},"modified":"2015-08-20T22:37:10","modified_gmt":"2015-08-21T05:37:10","slug":"jesus-writes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/jesus-writes\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry Jesus, You&#8217;re Ineligible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sent out a large email today to many of my favorite music bloggers inviting them to join our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.burningoak.com\/music-bloggers-ncaa-pool\/\">Music Blogger&#8217;s NCAA Pool<\/a>.  Sadly when I was putting together the emails I sent one to our friend Jesus over at <a href=\"http:\/\/whatwouldjb.blogspot.com\">What Would Jesus Blog<\/a>, completely ignorant of his omnipotent powers.  He set me straight with this reply:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div style=\"direction: ltr\">\n<div>i know who wins, that would be cheating.  always bet on black.<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>i love you,<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>jesus christ<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div>Maybe we can get Jesus to leave a comment on this site, at which point I can gain the full support of my mother on my online pursuits.  Any Jesus support action today?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sent out a large email today to many of my favorite music bloggers inviting them to join our Music Blogger&#8217;s NCAA Pool. Sadly when I was putting together the emails I sent one to our friend Jesus over at What Would Jesus Blog, completely ignorant of his omnipotent powers. He set me straight with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,36],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kanejamison.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}