Just discovered this offhand from a link by Squashed on a music blogger’s forum. It’s titled Bassist Wanted, here’s some clips to my favorite entries below:
“Once, on this wicked meth trip, I thought these two chicks were cymbals. I pulled a gun on our manager, made him beat them, with drumsticks for hours while we mainlined paprika and cried.”
Needing A Video iPod:
“Apple… Apple loves its customers so much… and sometimes… love hurts.”
Needing An iPod Nano:
“I need an iPod nano, Brett. It’s impossibly small. I need it.”
New My Morning Jacket CD:
“Jerry, be cool, man.” “He’s a Pirate, Curtis! I see it in his eyes! He’s got that lean, hungry, Bit Torrent-y look about him!”